2008-03-04

"I don't particularly like it when people put words in my mouth, either, by the way, unless I say it." - George W. Bush

2006-09-14

"If you limit your choices to what seems possible or reasonible, you disconnect yourself from what you truly want, and all that is left is a compromise." - Robert Fritz

2006-08-16

"The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people, they think it's their fault." - Henry Kissinger

2006-08-16

"I had an epiphany a few years ago where I was out at a celebrity party and it suddenly dawned on me that I had yet to meet a celebrity who is as smart and interesting as any of my friends." - Moby

2006-08-16

"Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored." - Aldous Huxley

2006-08-16

"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is to try to please everyone." - Bill Cosby

2006-05-18

"The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and if they can't find them, make them." - George Bernard Shaw

2006-03-07

"You know, I've got one of these wonderful ideas that women should be all dressed in white like all the other domestic appliances." - Bernie Ecclestone

2006-01-27

"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." - Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc

2005-12-16

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls." - Dan Quayle

2005-11-28

"Computers make it easy to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do, don’t need to be done" - Andy Rooney

2005-11-28

"Reality is nothing but a collective hunch" - Lily Tomlin

2005-11-28

"I remember the first time I had sex – I still have the receipt." - Groucho Marx

2005-11-28

"The weirdest thing about me is that I like to walk around naked." - Jennifer Lopez

2005-11-28

"Being a movie actress was never as much fun as dreaming of being one." - Marilyn Monroe

2005-11-07

"Acid really messes with your mind, man. When I was on acid, I'd see things that looked like beams of light... and I'd hear things that sound an awful lot like car horns... " - Mitch Hedberg