2005-11-07 | "See, I write jokes for a living, man. I sit in my hotel at night and think of something that's funny and then I go get a pen and write 'em down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny." - Mitch Hedberg |
2005-11-07 | "I don't have a girlfriend. I just know a girl who would be really mad if she heard me say that." - Mitch Hedberg |
2005-11-07 | "I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs." - Mitch Hedberg |
2005-11-07 | "I play sports... Wait, no I don't. What the fuck?" - Mitch Hedberg |
2005-10-04 | "Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come." - Matt Groening |
2005-08-23
| "The great enemy of clear language is insincerity." - George Orwell |
2005-08-09 | "Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." - George Bernard Shaw |
2005-07-11
| The best of all things is to learn... - Lois L'Amour |
2005-07-04 | Nothing in this world can take the place of persis - Calvin Coolidge |
2005-02-10
| "Far too many people are looking for the right person, instead of trying to be the right person." - Gloria Steinem |
2005-02-02 | "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - Benjamin Franklin |
2005-02-02 | "Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired, signifies in the final sense a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed." - Dwight D. Eisenhower |
2005-02-02 | "In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." - Douglas Adams |
2004-11-30
| "I'd like to thank the Canadians who came out to wave… with all five fingers." - George W. Bush |
2004-11-16
| "The battle for peace is the most difficult battle of our lives." - Yasser Arafat |
2004-11-16
| "It is more important to know where you are going than to get there quickly. Do not mistake activity for achievement." - Mabel Newcomer |
