2004-08-07

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." - Sharon Stone

2004-08-07

"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant." - George Burns

2004-08-07

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." - Woody Allen

2004-08-05

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." - George W. Bush

2004-07-23

Why is 42 the "Answer to Life, the Universe, and E - Douglas Adams

2004-07-17

"Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious" - Oscar Wilde

2004-07-02

"I am myself, and if I have to hit my head against a brick wall to remain true to myself, I will do it." - Marlon Brando

2004-06-25

"Go fuck yourself." - Dick Cheney

2004-06-22

President Eisenhower's Farewell Address - Dwight D. Eisenhower

2004-06-18

"Eighty percent of life's satisfaction comes from meaningful relationships." - Brian Tracy

2004-06-18

"The most important ingredient we put into any relationship, is not what we say or what we do, but what we are." - Steven Covey

2004-06-18

"Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired." - Robert Frost

2004-06-18

"The reason I keep insisting that there was a relationship between Iraq and Saddam and al Qaeda, because there was a relationship between Iraq and al Qaeda." - George W. Bush

2004-06-11

"It's kind of fun to do the impossible." - Walt Disney

2004-05-11

Ann Coulter is a sociopath... - Janeane Garofalo

2004-02-17

"Pain is the precursor to change; which is great. That's the good news." - Mel Gibson